Thursday, 17 July 2008

My butt feels so much better…

It works like this; I am one of those people who do not attach status to possessions, as evidenced by the fact that I never fixed that dent that a man put into my baby SUV because the car still ran just peachy. So, when my toilet seat developed a crack, no jokes Mutley, and then when Sally was here, broke through – I used the universal fix-it, duct tape. It worked just fine until the other side developed a crack (just how old that toilet seat was I have no idea). That was it for me and I informed Abdul I needed a replacement – pinches on my bum from handsome men are one thing, from an inanimate object – just not as much fun. Now that it’s here, whew.

Apparently all the scaffolding on the inner side of the big gate and museum at the entry to the Oudayas is a primping up of the walls. I am so pleased that the material appears to be that of the original, just as they did last summer out front. Now if they would just polish my cannons.

I’m off to the hammam tomorrow, oh joy and rapture! Which works out really well as I have another love scene to write. After they oil me up and massage me, the facial mask goes on, and then I’m left in the warm steam for thirty minutes or so – great for the creative process.



Mama Zen said...

Mmmm, massage . . . I have heard of such things!

sally in norfolk said...

Mmmmmm massage.... how i would love one :-)

Ian Lidster said...

So sorry the pinches on your bum are so prosaic in origin.

So happy you are back.

Lord James Bigglesworth said...

Can't have much fun with a dinky loo seat. Ouch.

lady macleod said...

mama zen
Oh yes! I highly recommend it, especially for Mothers!!!
Thank you for coming by.

You have not educated that man of yours yet?
Thank you for coming by.

Indeed! Thank you, and thank you for coming by.

My Lord,
That is a true statement, but it's ever so smooth now.
Thank you for coming by.

mutleythedog said...

I have never made a joke about a crack on a toilet seat in my life its very 'cheeky' of you to say I might...

I have been thinking that I might help you with some 'hands on' advice on the love scene - you know people like it explicit these days don't you? I will be happy to oil you up for a start....

lady macleod said...

I shall take your offer under consideration as there is some truth in what you say.
Thank you for coming by.