Wednesday, 19 August 2009

Saw this on a talking shirt and giggled

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
• Wine her
• Dine her
• Call her
• Hug her
• Support her
• Hold her
• Surprise her
• Compliment her
• Smile at her
• Listen to her
• Laugh with her
• Cry with her
• Romance her
• Encourage her
• Believe in her
• Pray for her
• Cuddle with her
• Shop with her
• Give her gifts
• Send her flowers
• Hold her hand
• Write love letters
• Go to the end of the earth


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
SHOW UP NAKED
BRING FOOD...
DON'T BLOCK THE TV...

5 comments:

Ian Lidster said...

Don't block the TV? Depends what's on. I'd prefer her sitting naked on the TV, but I am very corrupt.

lady macleod said...

Ian
MY man.

mutleythedog said...

Beer would be better than food...to be frank

Organic Meatbag said...

Hehehehe...I can't say it's inaccurate!

Iota said...

Very funny...